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Vektus Alvoraan wrote:October 17th, 1994 ( October babies are best babies.  ) - 20 years old
IKR?? especially with just a PINCH of paprika? you have to be VERY careful not to over cook them though. 
....
- Star Wars released the year after I was born.
- I remember going to see Empire Strikes Back and freaking the hell out when I saw Vader's helmet scene.
- I saw E.T. in the theater, but was too young to stay awake.
- Pong 
- I loved when they played Pacman Fever at the roller rink.
- Swangin' 
- Adventure was not just a game, it was an alternate reality. Damn you curly-q dragon, I must get OUT of your belleh!
- I got a C-64 for my 10th bday (I think). It was useless for a year until I got the floppy drive on my next birthday. Mail Order Monsters, Marble Madness, Karateka, Racing Destruction Set, and Skate or Die filled my summers.
- Garbage Pail Kids. nuff said, right there.
- I remember sneaking into the hallway at night while my parents watched Altered States on HBO. It wasn't until college that I discovered the name of the movie, having spent most of my life with nightmares of the only scene that I could remember---William Hurt stumbling through his hallway, changing colors and mutating whenever he slammed against the wall.
- My dad told me I was too young for Heavy Metal. When he left for work, I watched it anyway. Stoner aliens sniffing space crack off the floor, glowing orbs melting people's faces, WWII zombies, and John Candy's voice having cartoon sex with some chick. Yeah, I think my dad was right =\
- I saw Terminator for the first time and lost it when the opening scene showed a robot stepping on a human skull.
- We are the littles, la la la LA la la la.
- The closest thing I had to DUST was Laser Tag. For reference, Laser Tag was to Photon as Amarr is to Minmitar (IMHO, but SUCK IT photon freaks). Though, LT looked more like Gallente tech. Go figure.
- Howard the friggin Duck.
- Fraggle Rock, b!tches.
- 2:00AM scrambled softcore on Cimemax. We didn't subscribe to that channel, but every 3-7 seconds the static would drop and the rolling would slow down just enough to hear some chick making hot chick sounds, and if you were lucky you could make out what looked like a nipple or two.
- Mom walking in at 2:03AM asking in a panic if I'm OK cuz well... she heard noises. And saw my door was shut. Neither of us have spoken about it since.
- I had a major crush on "the Childlike Empress" a.k.a. Moonchild. So yeah, I totally laughed at that Venture Bros. episode.
- Hardee's Shirt Tales.
- Hardee's line of the Calfironia Raisins.
- McDonald's Star Wars glasses.
- Toys and Saturday morning cartoons have never been as awesome as they were when I was a kid. Period.
- Spawn.
- Discovering Weird Al and hating him for mocking Michael Jackson. Years later, rediscovering Weird Al and adoring him for mocking everything.
- Learning how to "Paint the fence"
- Wishing I was a Goonie =\ oh and not learning wtf Chunk said when Sloth picked him up and hugged him while in the basement. I thought he said "you smell like fish heads!" most of my life, only later realizing he said "phys-ed"
- Thinking the chorus to Sade's Smooth Operator was "oom boppa red eyes" until I started singing it to myself late one night in a college art school all-nighter (probably explains a lot right there, TBO). Everyone looked at me and asked wtf? After explaining to them the lyrics that i agreed made no sense whatsoever, they promptly corrected my ignorance. To add salt to the injury, it was the FRIGGIN TITLE OF THE SONG!?
- BEAT STREET! RAPPIN'!!! BREAKIN' 1 AND 2!!!
- Feather hair clips and slotted shades =\
- Buying a Sega Genesis during that "Buy a system and get 3 free games!" promo and getting 9 game for free cuz mom had a receipt printer at work and duplicated the purchase receipt for three different submissions. I already had the system like 3 months prior to their promo too. Mom was awesome. No account bans back then, baby! No internet either though =\ The best thing we had to **** was the Sear's Roebuck catelog. 
oh. 1976. I got a bit distracted. 
p.s. it filters p.r0n too?? neaT.
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Fox Gaden wrote:
- Minion Max appears to be the oldest so far in this thread at 46.
- Bri Bub and Minion Max are both older than me, but younger than my wife.
- danthrax martin was born the same year I was.
- Which makes me at 40 (and a Virgo) either the third, or fourth oldest in this thread.
My wife is 51, but she was 49 when she stopped playing DUST 514 (which still beats everyone posting here so far).
Virgo powers ACTIVATE!
sorry. had to type that. even at the risk of sounding very... very creepy =\
speaking of creepy, how awesome is this site? I mean that URL alone... wow.
I am exactly 38 years 31 weeks 5 days 14 hours 19 minutes 54 seconds old <---give or take a few hours.
From the site: "Your lucky days are Sunday (Conceivement date, Your parents decided to not to have an abortion, You were born) and Monday (Your first cell is built, Your mother suspects she is pregnant, Your heart beat for the first time)."
and
"23.November.1975, Sunday (Your birthday -280 days):
Your mother's egg is ready to build the other half of you and your father and your mother got together to make you.
But there is still no "you" around so don't get excited much. It can take several hours for your father's sperm to reach your mother's egg and now it is just on its way out. "
or
"29.February.1976, Sunday (Your birthday -182 days):
Your parents could have lawfully got an abortion until 29.February.1976, Sunday so this is also an important day of your life. Today they decided you should live!"
rofl?
kitten bacon taco (nom)
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